I've not updated any of this site for several years. The internet's already got enough crap on it, it doesn't need me adding to the problem.
However, occasionally something might appear...
The late-breaking news is probably the rumour of the second allegedly illegal prime number. This is not to be confused with the first 'illegal' prime number.
You'll regret it, but you can also learn about some of my hobbies and interests. (Stuff like maths, primes, coding, crypto and other nonsense.)
In case you're interested, in the past I published some very out-of-date information about FatPhil the person.
I have a few random things, typically fun, lying around. You may want to take a peek at these (e.g., cartoons, fun cgi scripts, and general silliness).
You may notice the sparseness of my site - you can turn off images on almost all of my pages without missing anything important. In fact, I hardly use images at all - they're a waste of bandwidth most of the time!
For some reason I'm gathering snippets about MicroSoft.
I should probably also link to Anna's site, where various projects - both funny and frightening - are currently growing.
When he pulls his finger out, a rather twisted sense of humour will manifest itself on my mate Mark's home page
Can I invite you to a dear friend Suki's home page? She's got some fantastic photos and tales of adventure! She's out touring again, so there will be more in the future...
(hmm, ignore these two links - they are to help me track robots crawling round my site)